August 2011
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Suzy Prior fears cows so I fended them off with her umbrella. I shooed them; they came back. I shooed them again; they came back again. They started at me for ages as if they were thinking- WTF is that knobtard with the umbrella at?
While they stared, Suzy Prior stood near the water, laughing and videoing. Then, unexpectedly, a black cow projected a stream of amber-coloured piss and, from a...
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